Showing posts with label Thoughts. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Thoughts. Show all posts

Saturday, 18 October 2008

Double 10 sunset


The sunset on Friday proved to be one of the most stunning I've seen for a long time. It seemed to have everything. An impending storm raging in from the East. To the West the sun was setting over clear blue skies which was illuminating the white clouds nearby with flickers of pink and purple. To the North the moon could be clearly seen teasing us with its intermittent presence through the alto cumulus clouds. To top it off there was a rainbow too. Here is a picture from that memorable sunset upon Jack and Noah's roof relaxing with some beers.


Tuesday, 30 September 2008

Top 10 Useless Body Parts

10. Plica semilunaris
You may not know it, but you have a third eyelid. Pull open the two more noticeable eyelids and take a look—it's located right in the corner by the tear duct. This small third eyelid is left over from what's known as a "nictitating membrane," which is still present in full form in some animals including chickens, lizards and sharks.

9. Body hair
No doubt we were once hairier. Up until about three million years ago, we were covered with body hair. But by the time Homo erectus arrived, the ability to sweat meant we could shed our woolly ways.

8. Sinuses
Doctors don't really know much about sinuses—only that we have a lot of them. Possibilities for their function range from insulating our eyes to changing the pitch and tone of our voice.

7. AdenoidsAdenoids trap bacteria, but they're also prone to swelling and infection. Just ask any seven-year-old. Luckily, our adenoids shrink with age and are often removed, along with...

6. Tonsils
Also prone to swelling and infection. If you still have them when you reach your 30s, it's almost an accomplishment.

5. Coccyx
More useful as a game-winning Scrabble word than as part of the anatomy, the coccyx or tailbone, is made up of several fused vertebrae left over from the days when we had tails.

4. Arrector pili
When we were hairier (see No. 9), the arrector pili made the hairs stand on end when we needed to appear bigger and scarier. Now, it just gives us goose bumps.

3. Wisdom teeth
Back in the day, when we ate mammoth meat off the bone and didn't floss afterward, our teeth tended to fall out. Therefore, when those reserve molars, aka "wisdom teeth," came in, they were welcomed. Nowadays, fluoride and dental plans have just made them a huge pain.

2. Appendix
Darwin claimed the appendix was useful for digestion during our early plant-eating years; it's dwindled down to little since we started eating more digestible foods.

1. Male nipples
Because, why?

Tuesday, 23 September 2008

Top Five Songs Of The Moment

1. Sparks ‘When Do I Get To Sing My Way’
2. Kings of Leon ‘Sex On Fire’
3. Heart ‘Alone’
4. The Verve ‘Sit and Wonder’
5. The Temptations ‘Ball Of Confusion’

James Bond Theme Tunes: The Best and Worst

With the release of Alicia Keys and Jack White’s theme for the new James Bond movie I thought now was a good time to review songs of old. It is the 22nd bond theme tune and the first duet. Here is a run down of the best and worst theme tunes in my personal opinion. (I have neglected the two instrumental pieces namely the main theme tune from Dr. No and the Clavinet driven instrumental of OHMSS, both of which are pure class by Barry)

The Best
1. Goldfinger (Bassey)
The best opening track of any Bond movie. Sung with a brassy cabaret fervor by the great Shirley Bassey, the very epitome of Bond. The horns, the booming vocals, the inclusion of the original theme within the song. It has it all!

2. Live and Let Die (Wings)
McCartney and Co pull out all the stops for this epic ode to Bond. It’s a dynamic master class in pulse-quickening rock It captures Bond’s various styles, the romance, the high style, the explosion of violence at any minute and a nod to reggae, what else does one need?

3. We Have All The Time In The World (Louis Armstrong)
This poignant ballad is one of the great Louis’ finest moments recorded just before his death. In all fairness he could have made singing the phone directory romantic. A gentle, sweet love song. Pure class.

4. Diamonds Are Forever (Shirley Bassey)
Bassey delivers again with this awesome smoky ode to the love of diamonds over a man. Great on every front and playing to her strengths it is was propelled to the status of an instant classic.

5. The Living Daylights
A controversial choice as most would slate this song from begging to end. It never really got the attention that it deserved. It retains its dramatic foreign flavor and pulsates along stopping for nobody in its path. Much better than it ever got credit for and truly a great Bond theme song

(Two others that just didn’t quite make the mark: You Only Live Twice and Tomorrow Never Dies. Both pure Bond and awesome songs in my opinion)

The Worst

1. Die Another Day (Madonna)
Badly sung, terribly produced, discombobulated electronics, it’s an overcooked calamity. It should have been called ‘Die Today’ as opposed to another day as that’s exactly how I fell after listening to it. At best it is put off listening till another day. The worst Bond theme ever. Sigmund Freud? Please!! Complete tripe!

2. For Your Eyes Only (Sheena Easton)
Annoying on every level. Was this woman actually dared to sing in the style of dying cats? If she were, she pulled it off big time. The song itself is deadly dull and just bad. Hastily written and sung, a complete car crash from start to finish.


3. Moonraker (Shirley Bassey)
Not even the great Shirley Bassey could rescue this monstrosity. Cure for insomnia? I think so. Never to be listened to while driving for fear of sending you to sleep. This dreary ballad was a complete waste of Bassey’s talent and what is with that annoying xylophone all the way through the damn song?

4. The Man With The Golden Gun (Lulu)
Love Lulu, hate the song. On first listen I thought it was a joke. The wrong song and completely bizarre choice of instruments. A cheesy wah-wah guitar and odd middle section just baffles me. “He has a powerful weapon, he charges a million a shot.” Does he now? Innuendo can only be taken so far before it’s just crap. It misses the mark totally.

5. License to Kill
Again, love Gladys Knight, hate the song. The whole feel is just wrong. Whenever it comes on I have to forward this one. Can she actually pronounce the word kill? No matter how many times I have had to endure this song it still never sounds anything like it. I can almost see the smarmy Celine Dion singing this and turning it into a world wide hit. Boring, middle of the road rubbish. License to burn any remaining copies of this single still in production, granted!

Wednesday, 17 September 2008

Richard Wright: 1943-2008

Pink Floyd keyboardist and founder member Richard Wright has died from cancer at the age of 65. His input is often overlooked when discussing who or what Pink Floyd is. In 2005, the original lineup reunited for the first time in 24 years for a flawless performance at Live 8. Thankfully we are left with this magnificent performance as a memory of such a legendary band.

Wednesday, 10 September 2008

Bald-head adverts for NZ airline

The airline seeks bald fliers to use as "cranial billboards"

New Zealand's national airline is looking for bald passengers to head up a new advertising campaign. The carrier said it wanted 50 passengers to be "cranial billboards" and publicise a new check-in service on their heads. The fliers will be offered money to have their pates temporarily tattooed with the message. The airline said it would pay NZ$1,000 (£380; $666) per head, making it easy money for bald frequent fliers. The airline's marketing manager Steve Bayliss said in a statement: "How better to tell our customers that Air New Zealand is going to do something about [long check-in queues]... than through messaging they can read while they're standing in a queue themselves?"

Saturday, 6 September 2008

Grammar Misuse

Tescos recently came under fire for using 'less' rather than 'fewer' in their aisle's stating '10 items or less'. Last time i checked items were countable so why shouldn't it be '10 items or fewer'? Giving in to this, Tescos have no avoided any debate by stating 'up to 10 items'. Pedantic i know, but an interesting analysis of grammar. Ignited by this incident, here are some other common missuses of grammar people have commented about.

1. The one that really annoys me is how people suddenly seem to confuse "have" and "of", as in: "I could of learnt how to write properly." There's no excuse for it!

2. The phrase "for free" is becoming commonplace and is used often on television and it's wrong. It should be "for nothing".

3. That guardian of our language, the BBC, is full of solecisms these days; just one example: 12 pm. There is no such time; "meridian" as in am ("ante meridian" means "before noon") and pm ("post meridian" means "after noon") means midday. The 12th hour is neither before nor after midday. So please, BBC use either midday or noon with midnight the correct term for the other end of the day. This is not being pedantic; in these days of 24-hour days, it is often not readily apparent what time 12 pm might be.

4. If you do something to change a situation, then you "effect" a change. If your circumstances are changed by an action, then the change has caused an "effect". You cannot "affect" a change in something, nor can you be "effected" by one.

5. I get annoyed at the reckless use of apostrophes, for example, the plural of CD can't be CD's.

6. Many people, including public speakers, incorrectly use "I" instead of "me". For instance, they would say "She said some very kind things about George and I", thinking that they are being polite or grammatically correct. An easy way to remember which to use is: if you would say him or her on its own, use me; if you would say he or she on its own, use I. For example, "She said some very kind things about him".

7. Incorrect use of reflexives make my blood boil. I think that for someone to say "yourself" and "myself" when they just mean "you" or "me" is possibly out of a false sense of politeness, or maybe the insidious effect of TV soaps, or both. Those who use it correctly can give "themselves" a pat on the back.

8. How about "none of them is" and "none of them are"? Most people would use the latter whereas the former is correct. "None" is short for "not one" therefore "not one (none) of them is" would be used. Most newsreaders still get it right though - on the BBC anyway!

NOTE: Fowler's Modern English Usage says that "none" is not short for "not one" and although using a singular verb is more common, using a plural verb has also been an acceptable option since the reign of King Alfred.

9. Similar TO, different FROM, compared WITH. Not "to" used for all of them!

NOTE: Fowler's Modern English Usage says: "The commonly expressed view that 'different' should only be followed by 'from' and never by 'to' or 'than' is not supportable in the face of past and present evidence or of logic." It adds that "compare to" is to liken and "compare with" or "compare to" is used to point out similarities and differences. The BBC News website style guide differs with Fowler's on this last point. It says that when pointing out differences, "compare with" should always be used.

10. Here's one they often get wrong on BBC news! BBC reporter: "Then they opened fire on us". This is incorrect. In military terms there are two methods of shooting at an enemy, controlled-fire and open-fire. I.E. you are not opening anything so using the past tense of open is incorrect. The correct expression should be "Then they open-fired on us"

11. I find the increasing, incorrect use of "literally" annoying.... "I literally went blue with anger!!" "Really?" I ask.

12. The proper use of "its" and "it's" seems to confound many people, with "its" being a possessive and "it's" being a contraction of "it is". I've seen this mistake made even in some rather lofty publications.

13. It annoys me when people use "due to" when they mean "owing to". But then I'm a pedant.

NOTE: The BBC News website style guide says "due to" means "caused by" and needs a noun, but "owing to" means "because of" and relates to a verb. Hence, "the visit was cancelled [cancelled is the verb] owing to flooding" is correct. So too is "the flooding [flooding is the noun] was due to weeks of heavy rain".

14. As a secondary teacher, I'm beginning to despair when it comes to "they're", "there" and "their"; not to mention "to", "two" and "too". Why are we so afraid to correct these simple mistakes which make all the difference at a later stage?

15. There is also confusion over lend and borrow. I keep hearing school children asking "to lend your pencil" when what they actually mean is to "borrow" the pencil.

16. I cringe when I hear BBC reporters say "amount of people" when it should be "number of people"

NOTE: Fowler's says "amount" is used with nouns that are not countable, such as "amount of forgiveness" and "amount of glue" - but "number" is used with countable nouns, such as "number of boys" and "number of houses".

17. I don't like it when people say: I can go there "by foot" instead of "on foot"....the right preposition to use is ON.

18. The usage that I find particularly irritating is that of a single noun with a plural verb, for example: "the team are happy with their victory", or "management have congratulated the workforce on the recent increase in productivity". Team is a singular noun so it should read "the team IS happy..." or "the team members ARE happy", the same applies "management HAS congratulated..." Also, what has happened to the word "versus", abbreviated "vs"? Now all we see is "v"; it is even read like that in sports announcements.

NOTE: The BBC News website's style is that sports teams and pop/rock bands are always plural.

19. A classic confusing rule is the one that states that one is supposed never to end a sentence with a preposition. While this is easy and appropriate to follow in most cases, for example by saying "Yesterday I visited the town to which she has just moved" instead of "...the town she has just moved to", it becomes troublesome when the verb structure includes a preposition that cannot be removed from it, as in "At work I am using a new computer with which my manager recently set me up", which cannot correctly be changed to "...I am using a new computer up with which my manager recently set me".

20. Stadiums, as a plural of stadium, rather than stadia.

NOTE: Fowler's says that when dealing with modern sports grounds, rather than ones from the classical world, the plural is "stadiums".

Friday, 5 September 2008

Musical Traits and Personality?

MUSICAL STYLES VERSUS PERSONALITY TRAITS
A new report suggests musical tastes are linked to personality traits. Could this really be true?
BLUES
High self-esteem, creative, outgoing, gentle and at ease
JAZZ
High self-esteem, creative, outgoing and at ease
CLASSICAL MUSIC
High self-esteem, creative, introvert and at ease
RAP
High self-esteem, outgoing
OPERA
High self-esteem, creative, gentle
COUNTRY AND WESTERN
Hardworking, outgoing
REGGAE
High self-esteem, creative, not hardworking, outgoing, gentle and at ease
DANCE
Creative, outgoing, not gentle
INDIE
Low self-esteem, creative, not hard working, not gentle
BOLLYWOOD
Creative, outgoing
ROCK/HEAVY METAL
Low self-esteem, creative, not hard-working, not outgoing, gentle, at ease
CHART POP
High self-esteem, not creative, hardworking, outgoing, gentle, not at ease
SOUL
High self-esteem, creative, outgoing, gentle, at ease

Thursday, 21 August 2008

Medals Table

Position 1 2 3
Country China USA Great Britain
Gold 45 27 17
Silver 15 28 11
Bronze 21 28 11
Total 81 83 39

Can this really be true? Great Britain in third place overall in the medal titles? Ahead of Russia? Ahead of Japan, Germany and Australia? What on earth is going on? Not being particularly renowned for sporting excellence in many fields and more at home to facing the fact that we always lose, this is the best performance by our country in over 100 years! For once the country known as GREAT Britain is finally living up to its name! Great job!

Tuesday, 15 July 2008

Nostalgia




Some pure nostalgia. What i would give for some of these delicacies right now!

Saturday, 21 June 2008

Amy Winehouse Woes

In Rehab, out or rehab, experimenting with drugs, back into rehab, drinking yourself into a self-induced coma, trashing hotels, punch-ups with your partner, back into rehab yet again, cancel concerts (that's twice you've done that to me young lady), release some bizarre Youtube video involving mice with another tortured soul, Pete Doherty, now into hospital! Why is she there? Apparently she had been 'doing admin' when she suddenly became ill. Doing admin? Seriously!

If she wasn't such a musical genius I wouldn't care one way or the other. However, she is one of the best things to happen to music for a long time! Get your act together Winehouse, the music world can't afford to lose you!

Tuesday, 17 June 2008

Amusing Quote

This tickled me, I'd love to meet this person. Below is a shopping list found in a supermarket basket in England.

"Vodka, 'braed', eggs, fat, vodka"

Love it!

Wednesday, 30 April 2008

Nomadism continued...

Following on from yesterday, whilst having lunch in McDonald's today i was drawn again to my thoughts on how wireless communications are changing society. Not so long ago i remember McDonald's being a place where people would go purely for the purpose of a quick bite to eat and a chat among friends. Today over the deafening drown of Muzak sat next to me a man sleeping on the desk across from a woman using her laptop to surf the net. Whilst some took the time to indulge in some reading, others were furiously typing away on blackberries and mobile phones. Just across from me sat a man watching a youtube clip on his portable device who in turn was sitting next to a guy appearing to be holding a conference call. Of course in between this were people actually eating, yet this was by no means the main undertaking. Just a further example of how wireless technology has created areas performing multi-function purposes whilst at the same time meshing work, home, friends, and family into one.

Tuesday, 29 April 2008

The Nomadic Future?


Meandering around SYS Memorial Hall today I was reflecting upon the use, and my reliability, upon my mobile phone. It was serving the purpose not just as a phone and text service but also as my MP3, camera, plus full access to to the Internet at the touch of a button. This led me to contemplate mobiles in general and the technology that makes this possible: wireless communications.


The wireless world appears to be creating a new kind of individual, permanently connected via a myriad of gadgets. Going into New York Bagel and placing your green tea, no sugar, next to your mobile and ipod while opening a MacBook laptop to log onto their wireless connection to study for a TOEFL test is commonplace. People are becoming permanently connected, communicating constantly throughout the day and doing everything on the move. Friends, family, and work become meshed into one. Such a phenomenon can only increase as the technology improves and becomes more prevalent in society. This transformation is reminiscent of 'nomadism.' The differences being the nomads of old carried their livelihood with them. The technological nomads of today, however, take nothing with them. People and information are readily available wherever they go.


Wireless doesn't just make things easier, it has the power to completely transform, and impact, all aspects of society. For example. office spaces will become obsolete as people are no longer tied to one particular place, hence providing people with more freedom and autonomy. Dovetailed with this, the traditional rush hour becomes obsolete as people are constantly going too and fro places throughout the day. Places in themselves also seem to be changing. All areas are being redesigned for greater flexibility and multi-functionality on an ad-hoc basis. Offices, classrooms and places like libraries will maybe become a thing of the past.


Like all technology, it has both advantages and disadvantages. From what i can see, wireless communication creates a liberating force especially from the shackles of doing things in defined places. Yet on the flip side, people will always be on he move and never really anywhere. This technology has the power to bring friends and family closer together with almost constant connectivity whilst physically separated. Yet this comes at the expense of those outside this clique. Strangers and outsiders are less likely to become friends. Phone cameras have the power to record and catch injustices and brutality happening throughout the world. Just a look at recent examples in Myanmar and Tibet. However, it has the power to also turn everyone into the paparazzo. It has the ability to make people more autonomous in some respects yet more dependent in others. In short, wireless technology appears to bring about the oxymoron of the heaven of freedom with the hell of constant surveillance.